she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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