is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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