I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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