He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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