I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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