THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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