Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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