Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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