I bet he comes in French.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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