As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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