i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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