..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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