He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
