omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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