he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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