I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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