Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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