Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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