I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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