just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
this boner is exhausting
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Holy shit dude........stairs
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