so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
tell me about the fingering
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