she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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