If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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