Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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