She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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