I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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