All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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