Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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