What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm passing your future prison.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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