Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm both gender and math confused
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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