will power is for people who don't want to get laid
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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