Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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