please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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