who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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