This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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