8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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