If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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