id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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