"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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