another moral hangover. fuck.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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