thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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