Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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