guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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