it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
All the doctor said was why
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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