Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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