Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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