im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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