I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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