Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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