It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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