First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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