I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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