I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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