dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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