sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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