Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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