I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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